SpongeBob SquarePants - S10E09 - Chum Fricassee. Reef Blower (Episode) (Transcript) 1C. The Krusty Krab 2006 295 3826 Build-A-Bob 2006 445 3827 Adventures in Bikini Bottom 2006 579 4981 The Chum Bucket 2007 337 4982 Mrs. Now get out there and bring me a juicy one. Mr. Krabs: What do you mean we haven't sold any newspapers? Puff: And I've had to go back to watching daytime television! Loading ... (SpongeBob SquarePants "The Krabby Kronicle") EPISODE - Duration: 16:33. Jeniffermelany 6244. Mr. Krabs: You're reaching new level's of imagination, boyo! It's time to use my imagination! In one episode of SpongeBob, "The Krabby Kronicle", the evil Plankton's restaurant, the Chum Bucket, is shut down on a fabricated news story: "Plankton's Chum Made of Your Chums!!! (takes a picture of Patrick) Patrick Star, I'm Scoop SquarePants from the Krabby Kronicle. Home video releases of SpongeBob SquarePants in the United States and Canada. This article is a list of SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. It has a sign that reads "Conch Rd." (shows him his office, where there is a lot of money) Can you believe it? Mrs. Can I just have a Krabby Patty? (Larry walks up to a fish in an overcoat) Fish #4: Larry, hey, tough guy? Buisiness Owned [] HistorThe Krabby Kronicle was founded by Mr. Krabs when he sprouted an idea to promote the Krusty Krab, which had no new customers in months, and make some cash. Fish 2: Larry, hey, tough guy? Eugene Harold Krabs (born November 30, 1942 [1]) better known as simply Mr. Krabs or called Krabs by Plankton is a red sea crab who is the owner of the Krusty Krab as well as the employer of both SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward Tentacles. The Krabby Kronicle Ponyville Confidential Have a newspaper with scandalous, false headlines, leading to trouble and uproar to ending it. (goes in the chimney, then hides behind a dumpster) Uh-huh, this looks shady, very shady. Besides, how could such a little news story, possibly effect Mrs. My first Crappy Cartoon, I should upload next Crappy Cartoon Tuesday, March 4th. Mr. Krabs: Too boring? The Bottomfeeders where it's at! Krabs decides to go into the tabloid busine Mr. Krabs: Surprise me. 1.1 What You Need to Understand:; 1.2 What Else Should Be Considered/Taken into Account:; 1.3 My Only Real Personal Flaws with It:; 1.4 Concluding Thought(s):; It's no secret (and rather completely obvious) that Discord is a beloved character of MLP. Well, here you go. That’s probably why I especially enjoyed watching The Krabby Kronicle today. Don't these people read the paper? NO COPYRIGHT VIACOM! Puff pulls up, and then a policeman pulls up behind here. Puff is going to laugh her hat off when she reads this! Mr. Krabs: No, thank you. One that'll top all the others. SpongeBob: That's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about, sir. There was...None. Mr. Krabs: Well, they're certainly doing me some good. Home video releases of SpongeBob SquarePants in the United States and Canada. It just goes to show, trying to make an easy buck doesn't pay. Mr. Krabs: Excellent! Nobody reads the Examiner, bud. One that'll top all the others! (puts a dollar in the printing press, and turns it on, which makes sheets of paper with just pictures of money) Get me some scissors, boyo! From now on you'll be twice as busy. SpongeBob SquarePants - S06E17 - The Krabby Kronicle. Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Now I want your little yellow noggin, to come up with the wildest story ever! Jeniffermelany 6244. And I expect you to wear two hats cause along with your usual fry cooking duties, you're my new lead reporter for the new Krabby Kronicle! So I took out an ad in the Bikini Bottom Examinor to bring in some new customers! I think you finally done it, boy! You're banned forever. Boating Buddies/The Krabby Kronicle In an attempt to get away from SpongeBob, Squidward drives off in his boat as fast as he can, but he is pulled over and ordered to go to boating school./Mr. Mr. Krabs: Come on, that's a bunch of hooey! (looks at newspaper) SpongeBob?! Give me a shocker. (shows him the newspaper). Gym Owner: This! (Lady puts in coin to get a newspaper) Please, allow me. Mr. Krabs: Come on, that's a bunch of hooey. (body of money breaks. The Krabby Kronicle. SpongeBob: Oooh, let me see there was... none. You sick or something? So the next time it moves, I will see it! All video releases listed below were distributed by Paramount Home Media Distribution. Mr. Krabs: Too boring? Out! (Episode begins at Krusty Krab with SpongeBob in the Kitchen). Larry: These lies, someone wrote about me. SpongeBob SquarePants - S06E16 - Boating Buddies. SpongeBob: I've seen people's lives ruined, with my own eyes! The Chum Stick that's finally gonna drive Krabs out of business. SpongeBob gasps. SpongeBob: Yeah, but isn't there a way we could write juicy stories without hurting people? "The Krabby Kronicle" List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Boating Buddies" from Season 6, which aired on August 7, 2008. (Mr. Krab's shell cracks and underneath it is his body, but in money form) That gives me an idea! 1 Plot 2 Transcript 2.1 OUTSIDE THE KRUSTY KRAB 2.1.1 Later 2.2 LATER at the Krusty Krab 3 Trivia When Plankton finally realizes there is no way he can get the secret formula no matter what, he just tries to find a new job, but everyone hates him so much that he doesn't get a job. Eh, Mr. Squidward? Scene cut to the next day at the Krusty Krab. All gone! Now get out there, and fetch another story! The dumb ones are always the most violent. Jeniffermelany 6244. (cut to the Krusty Krab where it is now called "The Krabby Kronicle." And he appears to be waiting for the bus! 1 Here are some lightsaber duels put in the twenty sixth film spoof travel of Stephen Squirrelsky and Friends. (there is an angry mob outside the kitchen with pitchforks and torches) Huh? How many new customers we got out there so far? (everyone has a copy of the newspaper, and Squidward hands Harold a copy). SpongeBob: (sadly) Aye-aye, captain. Think of it as... uh... a practical joke. I miss doing press work. (throws him out as SpongeBob walks up to him) SpongeBob: Hello, Larry. (fish punches him, and SpongeBob takes a picture, then one of him putting his arms on his chest, then Larry laughs) Told you it wouldn't hurt. I can't have a wimp like you destroying my gym's reputation! (exits) SpongeBob: Oh, the wildest story ever, huh? 2:09. What? Stop the presses, it's Patrick! Reaps reward? And I thought I was evil. When you write these stories, you've gotta use a little imagination, boy. Maybe instead of Man watches pole, you could say something like... oh... Man marries pole. Krabby Kronicle mastermind behind bogus stories works his tired, under-paid reporter pennies while he rakes in the dough? SpongeBob SquarePants - Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes/Space Jam/The Looney Tunes Show) Patrick Star - Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes/Space Jam/The Looney Tunes Show) Squidward Tentacles - Bagheera (The Jungle Book 1 & 2) Mr. Krabs - Baloo (The Jungle Book 1 & 2) Sandy Cheeks - Lola Bunny (Space Jam/The Looney Tunes Show) Mrs. Wait a minute. SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 6, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_The_Krabby_Kronicle&oldid=160713. And remember, the wildest story ever! Squidward: Yeah, I'm just breaking it in. (SpongeBob walks into the kitchen but hits his face on something. Health Inspector: I think not. SpongeBob: Yes Mr. Krabs, you could say that. Could you fix me and the wife up a couple of Krabby Patties? This article may require cleanup to meet Wikipedia's quality standards.The specific problem is: Bulky tables are unhelpful to readers.Suggest reformatting along the lines of List of The Legend of Zelda media, which is a featured article Please help improve this article if you can. (cries). (throws him in his chair) Good night boy. Mr. Krabs: Don't be silly, boy! Eh, Squiddy? The interactive transcript could not be loaded. Everyone's wondering, what bus are you taking today? Can I just have a Krabby Patty? Krabby Kronicle mastermind behind bogus stories pays his tired, under-age reporter pennies while he rakes in the dough!"? (SpongeBob walks into the kitchen but hits his face on something.) (fish punches him and SpongeBob takes a picture) Told you it wouldn't hurt. SpongeBob: (After spotting P… (notices the printing press) Or does it? That's what sells. So tell me now, boy. Then he sees that no new customers are at the Krusty Krab because no one read Krabs' ad. That’s probably why I especially enjoyed watching The Krabby Kronicle today. This page was last modified on 12 October 2013, at 19:29. ... Krabby Road. 9:35. Nobody reads the Examinor, bud. Jeniffermelany 6244. (cuts to the Krusty Krab where there is a sign that says "The KRABBY KRONICLE" on it. 1 Plot 2 Transcript 2.1 OUTSIDE THE KRUSTY KRAB 2.1.1 Later 2.2 LATER at the Krusty Krab WhenPlankton finally realizes there is no way he can get the secret formula no matter what, he just tries to find a new job, but everyone hates him so much that he doesn't get a job. Mr. Krabs: Make it quick boy. Who?! Puff's Boating School), Mrs. The Krabby Kronicle is a tabloid newspaper that appears in the episode of the same name and a trailer for the video game Nicktoons MLB. Mr. Krabs: That's called editorial privilege, son. (notices the printing press) Or does it? Sandy: Not to mention, the fact that he's written lies about us. Squidward: Yeah, I'm just breaking it in. (SpongeBob uses a magnifying glass to read the print) Only cost me a nickel. Mr. Krabs walks in). That is sick and inhumane! Cut to Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs: Thanks for your business, and here's your paper. HahnfeldUstp4575. From now on you'll be twice as busy. Cut to next morning) Mr. Krabs: How's it going, lad? Puff in any way? "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season one. Certainly this gentlemen would like a copy of the Krabby Kronicle. (puts his dollar in the printing press and it prints pages of money) Get me some scissors, boyo! Mr. Krabs: I'm excited about all the newspaper sales, too. This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. Plankton: Oh Karen, I think this is it! Could you fix me and the wife up a couple of Krabby Patties? The newspaper business sure is easy money! Spongebob Patrick Sleeping Meme Spongebob Squarepants S01e28 Sb 129 Video Dailymotion 100 Spongebob Sb 129 Dailymotion Yasminroohi Haydiseyret Tum Videolar Tek Bir Yerde 'The Chum Bucket serves your friends in more ways then one'? Puff: And I've had to go back to watching, date time television! What are you talking about? 9:37. It has a sign that reads "Conch Rd." Mr. Krabs: Excellent! Mr. Krabs: How's it looking out there boy? Puff - Terk (Tarzan) Pearl - Cindy Bear Plankton - Nigel (Rio) … SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout - Nickelodeon Trailer. Watch Queue Queue Alternate transcripts are available here. "When Push Comes To Pat..." is the second episode of "Plankton Lives With The Raw". Mr. Krabs: (reading) Krab's overworks employees? Could I interest you in a copy of the Examinor, this fine day? (at Krusty Krab kitchen) SpongeBob: Order up! (SpongeBob takes a magnifying glass and looks at it) Only cost me a nickel. Squidward: We haven't sold any papers today. (cuts to Mrs. Tea at the … "Skill Crane" is an episode from Season 4 1 Info 1.1 Characters 1.2 Places 2 Plot 3 Trivia/Goofs 4 Transcript SpongeBob Mr. Krabs Squidward Beary Teddy Ms. Nibsy Billy Construction workers Vending Supplies crew Tom Squidward's House Krusty Krab The New Mall Area Mr. Krabs orders a Skill Crane and Mr. Krabs pays for itself. SpongeBob: Gee, Mr. Krabs, I've written about everybody in town. The public expects a little embellishment here and there, so I want you to go out there, and get me a lead story that'll sell! (cuts to Mrs. SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs, you could say that. The Krabby Kronicle is a newspaper that was published by the Krusty Krab when Mr. Krabs turned it into a newspaper publisher in the episode "The Krabby Kronicle.". Everyone's wondering, what bus are you taking today? Loading ... SpongeBob Production Music The Krabby Kronicle (Unknown Track) - Duration: 1:07. (reading) Sandy Cheeks or Sandy Chump? Cut to Krusty Krab) SpongeBob: What a fantabulastical day! Patrick: All right, I play a mean belly (plays the belly as a drum to a tune called William Tell Overture and stops) 1. Peterson: I don't know. (cuts to Sandy picking acorns, and is about to eat one, then she notices two fish carrying a box with awards in it). Fish #5: Oh boy, we better scram! (Plays ding 3 times) Mr. Krabs: How's it looking out there, boy? Hmm, wonder what kind of dirt he has under those muscles. SpongeBob: Very interesting! RaymondHahnfeld3108. Martha: You should know! To add an article to this category, put [[Category:Season 6 transcripts]] in that article. SpongeBob: Ruined? Mr. Krabs: Ah, you just don't get it, do you boy? I don't even know where to begin to look. I'll check on you tomorrow morning. SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, isn't that lying? It's all full of boring charts and facts! (shows him newspaper) Larry: 'Larry the Loser gets Beaten up by Pipsqueak'? Mr. Krabs: Local resident watches pole? (SpongeBob walks away sad. For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! "When Push Comes To Pat..." is the second episode of "Plankton Lives With The Raw". Watch fullscreen. [rings bell 3 times] (tosses him in a chair with a typewriter) Good night boy. (screams) 25 cents per word! You know. All gone! ... so I got a transcript … Cut to Mr. Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs: What a money-tastical day! (the health inspector lock down the Chum Bucket) Who's to blame for this? (cuts to a gym, and the teacher is pushing Larry out), Gym Teacher: This. It is a tan street pole that wears a light pink wedding dress and a pearl necklace. We're a success. The Bottomfeeder's where it's at. "Boating School" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season one. SpongeBob SquarePants - S06E17 - The Krabby Kronicle. The Chum Stick that's finally gonna drive Krabs out of business! Think of it as... uh... A practical joke. I am watching this pole so the next time it moves, I will see it! (A press badge on SpongeBob is shown), Mr. Krabs: That's right boy! It's got like interesting stories and stuff. (cries then sighs) It just goes to show, trying to make an easy buck doesn't pay. Now I want your little yellow noggin, to come up with the wildest story ever. (Mr. Krabs drew marriage attire on Patrick and pole picture) Now that's a juicy story! Eh, Mr. Squidward? SpongeBob: Yeah I-I know. And I expect you to wear 2 hats. How many new customers we got out there so far? It gives you that extra oomph to move units. Questions? All video releases listed below were distributed by Paramount Home Media Distribution. SpongeBob SquarePants is a Nickelodeon Production created by Stephen Hillenburg. +(000) 987-6543; Shop ; Wishlist ; My account ; UStore (cuts to the Krusty Krab where there is a sign that says "The KRABBY KRONICLE" on it. And sell it has! Mr. Krabs: Oh, baloney. Help Wanted (Episode) (Transcript) 1B. I think you finally done it, boy! 'Cause along with your usual fry cooking duties, you're my new lead reporter for the new Krabby Kronicle! Pole only appears in the episode "The Krabby Kronicle." And here's your very own camera. 9:37. Hmm, wonder what kind of dirt he has under those muscles. Scene cut's to the Krusty Krab). Fish #7: You should know! And I thought I was evil. The Krabby Kronicle is a newspaper that was published by the Krusty Krab when Mr. Krabs turned it into a newspaper publisher in the episode "The Krabby Kronicle.". in red text. SpongeBob: Very interesting. Cut to Mr. Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs: What a money-tastical day! (cuts to an intersection, and SpongeBob is hiding behind a trash can. Joe Biden’s already received more 'positive coverage' than the ‘Trump clan’ SpongeBob SquarePants - S10E09 - Chum Fricassee. I'm officially closing down your restaurant! Newsweek. Wait a minute, aren't these stories a little less than truthful? Jeniffermelany 6244. Puff pulls up, and then a policeman pulls up behind here. [episode begins at Krusty Krab with SpongeBob in the kitchen] SpongeBob: Order up! Puff's Boating School 2007 395 3830 The Bikini Bottom Express 2008 210 3831 Rocket Ride 2008 279 3832 The Emergency Room 2008 236 3833 Krusty Krab Adventures 2009 209 3834 Good Neighbors at Bikini Bottom 2009 425 9:35. From "Reef Blower" (Episode 2) onward, Jeff Hutchins serves as the series' sound effects designer & editor; Tom Syslo may've been the uncredited sound designer of the pilot "Help Wanted", according to Roy Braverman; Jeff edited sound fx on the pilot too. Log in. Dunces and Dragons Dungeons and Discords Both utilize the medieval setting, and both are involved in a medieval adventure. (notices the other one, and there is a long line) While that paper's selling like Krabby Patties. (Walks outside to the newspaper carriers, blows on one) Oooh, this thing hasn't been touched in months. SpongeBob is writing on the type writer, then puts it in a pile of papers, then finished the headline for the paper, then puts it in the printing press. (shows him the headlines) Mr. Krabs: 'Krabs overworks employees'? He also learns that the stories in the Bottomfeeder are not all truthful. It gives you that extra oomph to move units. He finds out he chose the unpopular newspaper. Mr. Krabs: Don't be silly, boy. (SpongeBob turns around and has a 5 o'clock shadow and red eyes) SpongeBob: Uh-uh-uh, it's a surprise. (cuts to a newspaper that says "Boating Teacher in High Speed Chase"), Mr. Krabs: Boating Teacher in High Speed Chase! (cries) Mrs. Squidward: We haven't sold any papers today. Don't worry, we're from the Neptunian Science Committee, and we've come to confiscate all your science awards. I haven't done anything. It is a tan street pole that wears a light pink wedding dress and a pearl necklace. (cuts to the Krusty Krab, where there is a huge line, and a sign that says over 5 billion copies sold, and Mr. Krabs has even more money, and is in his office with SpongeBob, and is laughing), Mr. Krabs: You've really outdone yourself this time! (a bank robbery, two giant fish trashing a boat, and a baby monster is happening in front of him) No news to report here. These papers are selling faster then we can print 'em! SpongeBob: Like 2 more satisfied regulars, Mr. K. Mr. Krabs: No! You've given me a story that'll sell! Health Inspector: That's not what this says. 1 Why This Deserves a Better Rep (and Cut a Little Slack). I miss doing press work. (screams) 25¢ PER WORD! A buyer informs Mr. Krabs that the Examiner is not interesting, whereas the Bottomfeeder is. "When Push Comes To Pat..." is the second episode of "Plankton Lives With The Raw". Yes, you guessed right, anything with the word “krabby” in it for sure has something to do with SpongeBob Squarepants. What do you mean none? And remember, the wildest story ever! But, but, but... Gym Owner: No buts! After seeing how to get an ad on the newspaper saying 25 cents per word, he gets an idea by making his own newspaper called the Krabby Kronicle. Then he sees that no new customers are at the Krusty Krab because no one read Krabs' ad. Larry: These lies someone wrote about me. Now what are you waiting for, boy? SpongeBob is typing up the story and puts it in the printing press. I can't have a wimp like you destroying my gym's reputation! You've given me a story that'll sell! (holds up newspaper) Fish #6: It can't even read. Originally posted: 11/27/18LET'S SEE HOW SPONGEBOB TRIES TO BE STUPID THIS TIME! "When Push Comes To Pat..." is the second episode of "Plankton Lives With The Raw". Twas a bargain too. Fish #7: How could you do that to such an innocent child?! (everyone runs in, and takes bags of money while leaving a trail of destruction). (shows him the paper), Plankton: (reading) Plankton's Chum made of your chums? Yes, you guessed right, anything with the word “krabby” in it for sure has something to do with SpongeBob Squarepants. Mr. Krabs: What a money-tastical day! SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, you wouldn't! Then you can alter the photo a little to fit the headline and, see? SpongeBob: On the thirst for a juicy story, eh? We'll have to do another printing. SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, we're hurting people! Mr. Krabs: What's wrong boy? (Mr. Krab's shell cracks revealing a money body underneath) That gives me an idea. You think I spent all last night assembling this printing press, so you could laze around all day? It's got like interesting stories and stuff. (not reading) That yellow sidewinder thinks he can do that to me? I don't think these stories are doing anyone, any good. We'll have to do another printing. This is sick and inhumane! (yells and cries) SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, are you okay? (Larry walks up to someone). Dennis: I had no idea it talked. The Great Snail Race May The Best Pet Win! SpongeBob SquarePants - S06E13 - No Nose Knows. SpongeBob SquarePants - S09E16 - House Sittin For Sandy. SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I can't write these stories anymore. So you'll need it to document all them juicy stories you're gonna write. Mr. Krabs: Don't think of it as lying, boy. Mr. Krabs: People want wild juicy stories! Jeniffermelany 6244. (shows him newspaper headline) Plankton: 'Plankton's Chum made of your chums'? Puff - Terk (Tarzan) Pearl - Cindy Bear Plankton - Nigel (Rio) … SpongeBob vs. Big One (AKA SpongeBob And The Big Wave) (Episode) (Transcript) 12A. Mr. Krabs grabs SpongeBob, spraying the water out, and sits him on his lap) SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I can't write these stories anymore. Larry the Lobster. Martha: How could you do that to such an innocent child?! Sign up. Jeniffermelany 6244. " The Krabby Kronicle " List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " Boating Buddies " from Season 6, which aired on August 7, 2008. Patrick: Hey, guys. SpongeBob takes a picture, and both of them look around) SpongeBob: (laughs) Mrs. (Lady puts in coin to get a newspaper) Please, allow me. I'll check on you tomorrow morning. 'Peterson: Ha! Now get out there, and fetch another story! We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. If he passes it, he will get his license. (goes in the chimney, then hides behind a dumpster) Uh-huh, this looks shady, very shady. Haven't you read today's headlines? 9:35. Mr. Krabs installed a printing press and a Krabby Kronicle sign and hired SpongeBob to be the reporter/photographer to make up stories. We're gonna sell out in no time! You know. Mr. Krabs: 'Fishboy Strikes Again'? Any ideas, sir? What do you mean none? (runs outside, and there is an angry mob) Huh? Porous Pockets (Episode) (Transcript) 12B. It's time to use my imagination! Larry: Sure. It's all full of boring charts and facts. (hand him the newspaper). Now get out there, and bring me a juicy one! I ain't interested in same old regulars, SpongeBob! For information on SpongeBob videos released outside of North America, click here. The Krabby Kronicle was the official newspaper of the Krusty Krab. (a card with SpongeBob's picture is pinned on him) SpongeBob: Oh, my very own press badge! Survival of the Idiots: While Sandy is hibernating for the winter, SpongeBob and Patrick are fascinated by the snow they see inside the Treedome and want to … SpongeBob Production Music 43,851 views. Larry: All the kids in town want to beat me up for lunch money. Why are you... Sandy: Oh, give me that! 22tigerdude reviews the episode about Mr. Krabs starting the newspaper to get more money with SpongeBob being forced to come up with juicy … It's Patrick! 1 Episodes 1.1 Pilot (1997) 1.2 Season 1 (1999-2001) 1.3 Season 2 (2000-2003) 1.4 Season 3 (2001-2004) 1.5 Season 4 (2005-2007) 1.6 Season 5 … I don't even know where to begin to look. (cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street). 4 years ago | 105.6K views. [Episode starts at SpongeBob's house, and SpongeBob is brushing Gary's shell] Sandy: Not to mention, the fact that he's written lies about us! 2:09. Eh, Squiddy? Everybody does. (starts writing, then cuts to the next day where the paper's are being printed, and Mr. Krabs runs in), Mr. Krabs: How's it going, lad? Why are we... Sandy: Oh, give me that! Mr. Krabs: Don't think of it as lying, boy. Mr. Krabs: How can I be okay when me money's gone?! Mr. Krabs: How can I be okay when me money's gone? Grooming Gary (Episode) (Transcript) 11. ... so I got a transcript … The Krabby Kronicle was a newspaper that was only featured in the episode The Krabby Kronicle.The Krabby Kronicle was the official newspaper of the Krusty Krab. (Patrick's "wife" is the pole as described in the newspaper earlier). (leaves), SpongeBob: Oh, the wildest story ever, huh? Library. (walks outside and blows a lot of dust off the newspaper stand) Ooh, this thing hasn't been touched in months. Choir Boys (Episode) (Transcript) This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. The interactive transcript could not be loaded. Cut to Mr. Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs: What a money-tastical day! Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. "Help Wanted" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season one. Look at all this loot! The Krabby Kronicle The Card Ditchin' Squid's Visit Komputer Overload Tentacle-Vision Kracked Krabs SpongeBob's Last Stand A Day Without Tears … Fish 3: It can't even read. So tell me now, boy. I will upload this segment every 8 days. We're gonna sell out in no time. You're banned forever! Plankton: I lost my restaurant because of you, and I thought I was evil. Larry: All the kids in town want to beat me up for lunch money! You sick or something? Uh, pardon me, sir. and.. Patrick: Hey, guys. Larry: See ya around. In this episode, Tired of failing his boating exam so many times SpongeBob cheats in its help from Patrick.. (cuts to an intersection, and SpongeBob is hiding behind a trash can. (his eyes water up, and SpongeBob absorbs it, and Mr. Krabs squeezes it out). (not reading) What? Puff: I can't believe such a little news story could have ruin my business! 1 Plot 2 Transcript 2.1 OUTSIDE THE KRUSTY KRAB 2.1.1 Later 2.2 LATER at the Krusty Krab WhenPlankton finally realizes there is no way he can get the secret formula no matter what, he just tries to find a new job, but everyone hates him so much that he doesn't get a job.